"She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect."

Californication (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: seventh-story-nobody, via sugaahowyougetsofly)

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

(via the-modern-indian)

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

(Source: protectnessie, via gnarly)

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

(Source: protectnessie, via gnarly)